We can make a non-scrolling footer when same non-scroll function checks the bottom of the visible page, and places the layer (or <DIV>) there. Like this very page does, for example. It's an important document, because it takes up a lot of vertical space. |
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1. It took a cultured, well-read hand to hold a quill pen with finesse. It also helped to know how to write. In the 1820's, Everyone who was Anyone kept a goose handy if they wanted to write home to Mom. |
2. Those without the benefit of a formal education were reduced to performing parlor tricks to entertain their friends. They were largely tolerated, and humored when it was convenient. |
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3. Soon it became the rage to shave one’s head and tattoo various buzzwords of the time onto one’s scalp. These "mapheads," as they came to be known, were ostracized as a group and went on to start oxymoronic businesses, such as wireless cable. |
4. It was inevitable that Satellite tracking would evolve at this point. Unfortunately, satellites were yet to be invented for another 100 years. Global access becomes a fashion statement. |
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5. Writing home to Mom took on a whole new dimension with the invention of the "Breath-alyzer Phone. While we still couldn’t talk to her, Mom could tell if we had been drinking grandma’s tonic at the church social. |
6. Gibson Girl Dot Bmp invented the floppy disk. Here she demonstrates the proper way to handle the disk. |
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7. The first Web Search Engine was invented.
Unfortunately, they lost it soon thereafter. |
8. The first typewriter is invented. In a fit of rage due to writer’s block, the inventor destroyed his device, but only after going on a cross-state killing spree, and eluding state and federal agents for days. He was quoted as saying that the new device was much mightier than a sword. |
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9. Inter-cranial communication was developed when Herbert Ludd accidentally embedded a tubular vase-like object into his inner ear. |
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